tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

smokeymcdaniel:

There is literally no reason not to.

smokeymcdaniel:

There is literally no reason not to.

subliminalmusings:

bugsaremytype:

when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself 

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i yam who i yam.

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

poketastic:

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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WP

thorinss:

i know im only 21 but sometimes i see mutual follows who are just now turning 16 and im just

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